Nikos the Impaler (2003): cast, story & where to watch

2003 · Film · ★ 2.4

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Released in 2003, Nikos the Impaler is a comedy, thriller and horror film directed by Andreas Schnaas, running about 101 minutes. “He's going to paint the town red… blood red.” — that tagline sets the tone.

What it’s about. Due to a botched robbery attempt, a ruthless Romanian barbarian is somehow resurrected in modern day New York and begins wreaking havoc on a small Manhattan art-house. Chaos ensues as the patrons of the establishment band together to fight for their lives. (IMDb)

Who’s in it. Nikos the Impaler stars Joe Zaso as Frank Heller, Felissa Rose as Sandra Kane, Andreas Schnaas as Nikos a lu Unziceanu and Antonio Tomahawk as Prince Vajk lu Rusu, among others.

How it landed. With an audience score of 2.4/10, Nikos the Impaler has proved divisive with audiences.

Where to watch. Streaming options change often. See the full, country-by-country breakdown on our where to watch Nikos the Impaler page.

If you liked it. Fans of Nikos the Impaler tend to enjoy Forrest Gump, Parasite, Life Is Beautiful and Fight Club.

Frequently asked

Where can I watch Nikos the Impaler (2003)?
Streaming, rental and purchase options for Nikos the Impaler change frequently. Check our where-to-watch page for the latest availability in your country.
Is Nikos the Impaler worth watching?
Nikos the Impaler holds an audience score of 2.4 out of 10, and is a strong pick if you enjoy comedy, thriller and horror. Reactions are mixed, so it may depend on taste.
Who stars in Nikos the Impaler?
Nikos the Impaler stars Joe Zaso, Felissa Rose, Andreas Schnaas, Antonio Tomahawk and Jasi Cotton Lanier.
When was Nikos the Impaler released?
Nikos the Impaler was released in 2003, with a runtime of about 101 minutes.