Dean Martin

Pete Nelson

Jerry Lewis

Jerry Hotchkiss

Joanne Dru

Jill Brent

Zsa Zsa Gabor

Saadia

Wallace Ford

Sam Morley

Elsa Lanchester

The Bearded Lady

Sig Ruman

Fritz Schlitz

Nick Cravat

Timmy

Kathleen Freeman

Custard Pie Gag Victim

Jimmy the Crow

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