Lori Loughlin

Sheila Fistergraff

Steve Guttenberg

Tim Carson

Rodney Dangerfield

Johnny Hunt

Michael McKean

Bill Case

Brendon Ryan Barrett

Chris Carson

Richard Moll

Principal Rabie

James Earl Jones

Kibosh (voice)

Sherman Hemsley

Grocer

Debi Mazar

Angie Lyons

Casper Van Dien

Bystander

Shannon Chandler

Jennifer

Steven Hartman

Brock Lee

Logan Robbins

Danny

D'Juan Watts

Leon

Ben Stein

Grocer

Brian Doyle-Murray

Foreman Dave

Edie McClurg

Librarian

Rodger Halston

Stan

Michael McDonald

Sarcastic Protester

Manny Fernandez

Frustrated Protester

Michael Spagnoli

Fearful Protester

Rick Dean

Punk

Patricia Elliott

Mortified Teacher

Shell Danielson

Newscaster

Phillip Connery

Driver

William Kendall

Passenger

Emily Jennifer Grunfeld

Little Girl

Janet Wood

Talkative Mom

Brendan O'Brien

Terrified Worker

David Kloser

Terrified Worker #2

Danny Weselis

Father

Casey Dolkas

Son (as Casey Ryan)

Janet Rotblatt

Little Old Lady

Jennifer Prettyman

Dawn Howard

Frightened Shopper

Pauly Shore

Snivel (voice)

Jeremy Foley

Casper (voice)

Bill Farmer

Stinky (voice)

Jess Harnell

Fatso (voice)

Jim Ward

Stretch (voice)