Vinnie Jones

Mike Sullivan

Derek Jacobi

The Tramp / Charles Dickens

Julie Cox

Kate Merrill

Vanessa Redgrave

Roberta Elliot

Jason Flemyng

Don Roberts CEO

P.H. Moriarty

D.I. Willis / Constable Frederick (as P H Moriarty)

Mel Smith

Professor Cranshaw

Vera Day

Sadie Miller

Mark Asante

Dwayne

Elly Fairman

Veronica Miller

Barbara Edwards

Receptionist

Louise Morrison

Kelly Robinson

Magda Rodriguez

Ruth

Michael Fenton Stevens

Alistair Forsyth M.P.

Shelly Goldstein

Maud Skenshal

Gareth Hunt

Roy McBride

Allin Kempthorne

Cedric Skenshal

Kenny Lynch

Shotgun Ronnie White

Clemmie Myers

Margot / Alice Abercrombie

Matt Bailey

Lab Technician

Paul Valentine

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