How I Got Into College

A horror story so intense, so barbaric, so frightening it will have you running for your local army recruiter.

The simple story of two young Michigan high school students, Jessica, Class President, Local Smart Girl, and object of Marlon's affections attempt to get into a small Pennsylvania college. Jessica fights off her parent's expectation of going to their alma mater of the University of Michigan, while Marlon fights his grades and SAT scores.

Anthony Edwards

Kip Hammett

Corey Parker

Marlon Browne

Lara Flynn Boyle

Jessica Kailo

Finn Carter

Nina Sachie

Gary Owens

Sports Announcer (voice)

Charles Rocket

Leo Whitman

Christopher Rydell

Oliver

Brian Doyle-Murray

Coach Evans

Tichina Arnold

Vera Cook

Bill Raymond

Flutter

Philip Baker Hall

Dean Patterson

Nicolas Coster

Dr. Phillip Jellinak, Sr.

Micole Mercurio

Betty Kailo

Robert Ridgely

George Kailo

Richard Jenkins

Bill Browne

Helen Lloyd Breed

Chancellor Joanna Holbrook

Nora Dunn

Francine Bauer, SAT Coach

Phil Hartman

Bennedict, SAT Coach