Stephen Rea

Tony Costello

Billy Connolly

Hughie

Jimmy Nail

Les Wickes

Bill Nighy

Ray Simms

Timothy Spall

David "Beano" Baggot

Juliet Aubrey

Karen Knowles

Bruce Robinson

Brian Lovell

Hans Matheson

Luke Shand

Rachael Stirling

Clare Knowles

Helena Bergström

Astrid Simms

Phil Daniels

Neil Gaydon

Frances Barber

Lady in Black

Phil Davis

Limo Driver

Danny Webb

Clive

Zoë Ball

Zoë

Luke Garrett

Young Hughie

Virginia Clay

Young Karen

Rupert Penry-Jones

Young Ray

Alex Palmer

Young Les

Lee Williams

Young Keith

Sean McKenzie

Young Beano

Luke Garrett

Young Hughie

Matthew Finney

Young Brian

Gavin Kennedy

Young Tony

Francis Magee

Hockney

Julian Sims

Steve Greenblatt

Donna Air

Dutch Hitch-Hiker

Mackenzie Crook

Dutch Kid

Alphonsia Emmanuel

Camille

Andy Nichol

Gary

Justin Grattan

Not Morrissey

Delroy Atkinson

Jason

Peter Baynham

Kevin

Mikayla Jones

Natasha

Jason Green

Adam

Dean Lennox Kelly

Pizza Boy

Christopher Wild

Apprentice

Margaret Blakemore

Waitress 1

Candida Gubbins

Waitress 2

Ralph Van Dijk

Club 4 Owner

Sabina Michael

Dutch Receptionist

Steve Ubels

Dutch Local

Anita Carey

Tax Woman

David Henry

Tax Inspector

Sheila Reid

Mrs. Baggot

Daisy Donovan

Female Reporter

Bruce Byron

Snotty Reporter

Jeffrey Harmer

Dutch Policeman

Leelo Ross

Dutch Lady

Brian Capron

Senior Executive

Luke D'Silva

Spanish Bar Man

Eric Jorrin

Dutch Citizen (uncredited)

Ralph G. Morse

Guitarist (uncredited)

Taylor Murphy

Yeahman (uncredited)

Rebecca Promitzer

Bar Girl (uncredited)

Anneka Svenska

Hugh's Dutch Girlfriend (uncredited)