Spike Milligan

Harold Petts

Barbara Shelley

Jean

John Wood

P.C. Woods

Warren Mitchell

Rupert

Archie Duncan

Inspector

Lance Percival

Joe

Arthur Mullard

Sam

John Bennett

Pete

Ronald Adam

Mr. Fordyce

Miles Malleson

Psychiatrist

Wilfrid Lawson

Postman

Mario Fabrizi

Villager

Bob Todd

District Superintendent