Scott Baio

Barney Springboro

Willie Aames

Peyton

Robert Mandan

Walter Johnson

Felice Schachter

Bernadette

Scatman Crothers

Dexter Jones

Roger Bowen

Mr. Springboro

Mews Small

Mrs. Springboro

Greg Bradford

Robert Wolcott

Sue Ane Langdon

Rose Burnhart

Hilary Beane

Corrine Updike

Heather Thomas

Jane Mitchell

Curt Ayers

Art

Merritt Butrick

Gary Cooter

Hardy Keith

Roscoe Brown

Irwin Keyes

'Too Mean' Levine

Eddie Deezen

Sheldon

LaWanda Page

Mrs. Jones

Jennifer Chaplin

Melissa Granger

Rosanne Katon

Donna

Susan Ursitti

Debby

Hank Robinson

Umpire

Sandy Alan

Amy

Dick Balduzzi

Waiter

Corinne Bohrer

Cindy

Bennett Liss

Croupier

Jewel Shepard

Girl in Car (uncredited)

Ron Deutsch

Larry

Bryan O'Byrne

Father Murray

Ed Bakey

Father Gallagher

Jan Leighton

Albert Einstein

Michael Wainwright

“The Twisters”

Jason Hickman

“The Twisters”

Phil Gilbreth

“The Twisters”

Fred Grabert

“The Twisters”

Richard Paine

“The Twisters”

Holly Rutherford

Tiger Cheerleader

Lisa Montgomery

Tiger Cheerleader

P.J. Martin

Tiger Cheerleader

Kym Fisher

Tiger Cheerleader

Mieke Lanter

Tiger Cheerleader

Hyde Anderson

Spaceship Crew

James Loren

Spaceship Crew

Dale Lott

Spaceship Crew

Lynn Philip Seibel

Spaceship Crew

Randal Patrick

Frat #1

Demetre Phillips

Frat #2

Joshua Daniel

Frat #3

Daniel Dayan

Frat #4

Carlos Lacámara

Older Barney

Jeanette Linne

Redhead in White Thong Panties (uncredited)