Tim Conway

Dooley

Harvey Korman

Lou

Jack Weston

Elton

Ted Wass

Stump

Dick Enberg

Radio Announcer

Anne Meara

Madge

Frank Bonner

Realtor

Stella Stevens

Nicki Dixon

Edie McClurg

Donna

Eddie Deezen

Parking Attendant

Jonathan Winters

Tyler

Paul Bartel

Blind Man (uncredited)

Virginia Vincent

Waitress