Ted & Ralph

One-off comedy drama featuring characters from award-winning BBC sketch series 'The Fast Show'. Ralph Mayhew (Charlie Higson) lives alone in a faded stately home. His only friend is Ted (Paul Whitehouse), the elderly Irish estate worker. But their way of life is under threat: Ralph must marry before his 35th birthday or lose everything. Just when it all seems hopeless, along comes Wendy (Kathy Burke). As Ralph's affection for Wendy grows, his dependence on Ted wanes. Is this the end of a beautiful friendship ? Is Wendy all that she seems ? Will Ralph go through with the marriage ? And will he save the Hall ?

Paul Whitehouse

Ted / Rowley Birkin / Kevin Brown

Charlie Higson

Ralph Mayhew / Aunt Cecilia / Ralph's Father

Kathy Burke

Mrs. Ted

Simon Day

Tall Tom / Cliff Carter / Friend of Dorothy

Arabella Weir

Mrs. Jenkins / Ralph's Mother / Henrietta Gladstone

Louise Brill

Lulu

Eryl Maynard

Miss Paxman

Miranda Richardson

Henrietta Blough-Pendleton

Gina Bellman

Henrietta Spain

Richard Griffiths

Landowner at Party

Richard Wilson

Landowner at Party

Colin McFarlane

Interior Designer

Simon Roberts

Cousin Jack

Paul Bigley

Short Tom