Mean Machine (2001)
It's Not Just About Football, It's About Pride Inside!
Disgraced ex-England football captain, Danny 'Mean Machine' Meehan, is thrown in jail for assaulting two police officers. He keeps his head down and has the opportunity to forget everything and change the lives of the prisoners. When these prisoners have the chance to put one over the evil guards during a prison football match, Danny takes the lead.
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Vinnie JonesDanny Meehan
David KellyDoc
David HemmingsGovernor
Ralph BrownBurton
Vas BlackwoodMassive
Robbie GeeTrojan
Geoff BellRatchett
John ForgehamSykes
Sally PhillipsTracey
Danny DyerBilly the Limpet
Jason FlemyngBob Likely
Jason StathamMonkKeywords
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Disgraced ex-England football captain, Danny 'Mean Machine' Meehan, is thrown in jail for assaulting two police officers. He keeps his head down and has the opportunity to forget everything and change the lives of the prisoners. When these prisoners have the chance to put one over the evil guards during a prison football match, Danny takes the lead.
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Mean Machine has a runtime of 99 minutes.
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