Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous

The Army Will Never Be The Same

When fluffy, bubble gum movie star Megan Valentine suddenly finds herself broke and humiliated in the public eye, she wanders from the wreckage of a car accident and witlessly enlists in the U.S. Army hoping in vain that it will change her life.

Jessica Simpson

Private Megan Valentine

Olesya Rulin

Private Petrovich

Aimee Garcia

Private Vicky Castillo

Keiko Agena

Private Hailey Hamamori

Jill Marie Jones

Private Connie Johnson

Vivica A. Fox

Sergeant Louisa Morely

Steve Guttenberg

Sidney Green

Ryan Sypek

Sergeant Mills Evans

Cheri Oteri

Private Jeter

Gary Grubbs

Captain Greer

Bryce Johnson

Derek O'Grady

Floriana Tullio

Camille

Katie Chonacas

Amber

Andy Milonakis

Joe Kidd

Jennifer Finley

Dolores

Katherine Owens

Stylist

James Harlon Palmer

Junior Agent (uncredited)

Kurt Fuller

Cousin Barry